The Democratic Social Republic of Eieryn is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Morandin Rynityan with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.309 billion Rynen hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tryteik. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Rynian economy, worth 393 trillion Menyrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 170,602 Menyrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eieryn's national animal is the meerkat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Eieryn is ranked 91,831^st in the world and 32^nd in UEPU Federal Republic for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,239.2 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.