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Most Influential: 76thMost Cultured: 179thHighest Disposable Incomes: 298th
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Population15.743 billion

CapitalSvastian City
LeaderEmperor Samual I

AnimalEmperor Penguin

The Mercantile Coalition League of Samuelstani is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Samual I with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 15.743 billion Samuelstanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svastian City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Samuelstanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,200 trillion Puppies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 393,866 Puppies, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, public parks are littered with cigarette butts, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Svastian City to enjoy their national art, and there's never enough space in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Samuelstani's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Samuelstani is ranked 328th in the world and 4th in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 13,068.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 76thMost Cultured: 179thHighest Disposable Incomes: 298thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 328thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 371stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 480thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 528thMost Corrupt Governments: 544thLargest Agricultural Sector: 547thHighest Food Quality: 674thLargest Retail Industry: 684thMost Beautiful Environments: 719thHighest Average Incomes: 1,027thMost Devout: 1,121stMost Armed: 1,126thSmartest Citizens: 1,408thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,674thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,676thHighest Economic Output: 1,782ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,865thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,944thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,993rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,068thMost Developed: 2,194thRudest Citizens: 2,343rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,501stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,901stHealthiest Citizens: 3,034thBest Weather: 3,050thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,091stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,480thMost Patriotic: 3,752ndLargest Black Market: 4,910thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,949thMost Stationary: 5,715thLowest Crime Rates: 6,273rdLargest Governments: 7,024thMost Efficient Economies: 8,202ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,779thMost Inclusive: 10,616thTop
Largest Populations: 19,126thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,151stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,460thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,491st
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionLargest Populations: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 75th in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the region

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