The Bannorn of Sallosh is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Bann Antono vos Ntamari with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.446 billion Salloshians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sonalion. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Salloshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,169 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 86,969 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Nose plugs are the latest Salloshian fashion accessory, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sallosh's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Sallosh is ranked 91,733^rd in the world and 36^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 193.06 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.