The Liberal Monarchy of Rushkaville is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Conrad with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 44.935 billion Rushkavilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rushkaville City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rushkavillean economy, worth an astonishing 16,331 trillion Fun Bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 363,443 Fun Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lending money has become a major liability, murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, the real art was the AI friends we made along the way, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rushkaville's national animal is the Turky Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Rushkaville is ranked 95^th in the world and 3^rd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 238.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.