The Jingoistic States of Romortem Senca is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Lord Chancellor Emperor Mik3 with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 2.558 billion Romortem Sencans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patriam. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romortem Sencan economy, worth 315 trillion mors tesseras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,180 mors tesseras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Romortem Senca. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romortem Senca's national animal is the Markhor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The third leg.

Romortem Senca is ranked 240,510^th in the world and 9,365^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.79 kickbacks per hour.