Reinventing the Wheel over and over again Jonathan Relean
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,875th Safest: 4,928th Most Pacifist: 6,317th
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Population6.417 billion

LeaderJonathan Relean

AnimalLeft-Handed Chicken

The Prime Minister of Roavin is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jonathan Relean with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.417 billion Roavinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namartis. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Roavinian economy, worth 563 trillion Johtirs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,822 Johtirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roavin's national animal is the Left-Handed Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Roavin is ranked 148,580th in the world and 6,794th in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -8.12 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,875thSafest: 4,928thMost Pacifist: 6,317thMost Influential: 7,189thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,401stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,292ndTop
Most Inclusive: 9,365thBest Weather: 10,044thNudest: 11,077thNicest Citizens: 11,345thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,743rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,354thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,075thMost Secular: 13,626thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,843rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,002ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,319thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,834thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,835thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,952ndMost Income Equality: 15,135thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,630thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,258thSmartest Citizens: 16,377thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,014th
Least Corrupt Governments: 108th in the regionSafest: 162nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 167th in the regionMost Pacifist: 219th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 236th in the regionNudest: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 292nd in the regionBest Weather: 312th in the regionLargest Populations: 335th in the regionMost Inclusive: 351st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 368th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 380th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 387th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 390th in the regionNicest Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 399th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 414th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 420th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 428th in the regionMost Secular: 447th in the regionMost Stationary: 453rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 458th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 470th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 479th in the regionLargest Governments: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 495th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 500th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 501st in the regionMost Influential: 538th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 616th in the regionMost Cultured: 663rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 695th in the regionMost Income Equality: 715th in the region

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