The Pakhuis of Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot Belgium is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.571 billion Kaarts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot Belgiumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,773 trillion Banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 185,302 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Leader day after day, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot Belgium's national animal is the Joker, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot Belgium is ranked 274,542^nd in the world and 9,944^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 7.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.