The Royal State of Rhenzern is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 569 million Rhenzes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorün. The average income tax rate is 36.6%.

The thriving Rhenzern economy, worth 48.0 trillion Goldmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 84,352 Goldmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhenzern's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhenzern is ranked 234,584^th in the world and 47^th in Callista for Fattest Citizens, with 8.18 Obesity Rate.