Pull up a chair and have a Prickly Pear! King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII
Most Valuable International Artwork: 145thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 379thMost Devout: 614th
The Jiving Jungle of
Democratic Socialists
WA Delegate / Prime Minister
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Baloo Kingdom

Population7.993 billion

CapitalBaloo Kingdom City
LeaderKing Baloo von Bruinwald XIII
FaithLutheran Christianity

CurrencyPrickly Pear

The Jiving Jungle of Baloo Kingdom is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 7.993 billion Balooites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Balooite economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,651 Prickly Pears, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The recently bereaved have plenty of time to mourn during their incarcerations, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and in a fit of passion King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom is ranked 11,538th in the world and 10th in Callista for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,344.14 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 145thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 379thMost Devout: 614thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,548thMost Pacifist: 1,670thSafest: 2,436thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,558thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,896thLowest Crime Rates: 3,426thBest Weather: 3,816thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,879thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,954thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,036thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,522ndMost Influential: 4,554thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,854thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,211thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,416thLargest Governments: 5,418thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,231stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,236thHealthiest Citizens: 6,520thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,385thHighest Food Quality: 8,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,518thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,648thMost Inclusive: 9,574thMost Cultured: 10,175thMost Developed: 10,677thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,538thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,599thMost Efficient Economies: 13,212thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 15,565thSmartest Citizens: 18,428thMost Income Equality: 19,621stHighest Average Incomes: 20,379thHighest Economic Output: 22,435thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,567th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the region

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