The Republic of Rabanna is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Luda Viktorovna Orlova with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The quiet, industrious population of 6.003 billion Rabannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blino. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rabannian economy, worth 921 trillion Ruiyas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,544 Ruiyas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, conspiracy theorists allege Blino's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and the government hopes that Federation janitors overhear all of the good gossip. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rabanna's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Rabanna is ranked 17,846^th in the world and 1,191^st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.53 law-abiding acts per hour.