The Republic of Puppet State 000 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.902 billion Puppet State 000ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The strong Puppet State 000ian economy, worth 161 trillion Yangini Ngultrums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,705 Yangini Ngultrums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,771 per year while the poor average 15,450, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and it is said that a Puppet State 000ian woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Puppet State 000's national animal is the Duck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Puppet State 000 is ranked 227,573^rd in the world and 71^st in Astellaria for Safest, scoring 45.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.