The Republic of Adolanta is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mondius with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.663 billion Adolantans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adolantis City. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adolantan economy, worth a remarkable 4,504 trillion Pingas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,835 Pingas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, it's always rabbit season, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adolanta's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Adolanta is ranked 3,492^nd in the world and 66^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 63.69 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.