Population | 9.041 billion |
Capital | Kensington |
Leader | Freddie Mercury |
Currency | pound |
Animal | Cat |
The Kingdom of PlanetMercury is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Freddie Mercury with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.041 billion PlanetMercuries are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kensington. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient PlanetMercuryian economy, worth a remarkable 3,071 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,763 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PlanetMercury's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
PlanetMercury is ranked 288,477th in the world and 6,303rd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 4.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : PlanetMercury was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : PlanetMercury was endorsed by The Republic of Arbuckle Republic.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : PlanetMercury was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Khedivate-of-Egypt.
- : PlanetMercury endorsed The Community of Hikki.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 374 » Radicaster, New Lakemba, Omnistria, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Filibustra, Great Bights Mum, Unshleepd, Dreadton, Federation of Vanguard, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Corfad, The Rhein States, Nouvel Empire, Former English Colony, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Laforeia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Shibutani, Chipoli, Votak Matim, Siwale, Wolffoxia, Dem Republic of Romania, Darkanistan, Varisland, Aguaria Major, PotatoFarmers, Russila, Florevana, Kandorith, Vlenkenov, Wineclaw, Harjad, Batatoland Empire, Kranostav, Ellbonnia, Everything Decided at Random, Etanur, IHateRights, Wilkshire, Laurendon, Esperonia, Sil Dorsett, Regallio, Blyskalia, Oannia, Frances Francis the First of France, Iespao, and 324 others.Transitional Global Authority, Solmetria, Pinky Queen, The Zheng Dynasty, Gorundu, North Bratislava, Khoik, Simone Republic, Photan, Brackerca, Seenvorland, Zerentopia, Rinadia, Territorio di Nessuno, Xagill, KAP03land, Maott, Love Shack, Malta Comino Gozo, Atrito, Pyos Ter, 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