Population | 6.008 billion |
Capital | 学京 Xué Jīng |
Leader | 升天者 The Ascended One |
Faith | 超视启蒙 The Path of Ultravision Enlightment |
Currency | 数字兩 Digital Tael |
Animal | 麒麟 Qílín |
The Ultravisionary State of Hai Han is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by 升天者 The Ascended One with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.008 billion 汉 Han are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 学京 Xué Jīng. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient 汉 Han economy, worth a remarkable 1,587 trillion 数字兩 Digital Taels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 264,274 数字兩 Digital Taels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, saying "don't do anything that 升天者 The Ascended One wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hai Han's national animal is the 麒麟 Qílín, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 超视启蒙 The Path of Ultravision Enlightment.
Hai Han is ranked 351st in the world and 16th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,304.48 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, saying "don't do anything that 升天者 The Ascended One wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, builders across Hai Han are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, postcards from 汉 Han driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
World Assembly
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