Most Devout: 6,666thMost Primitive: 7,666thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,797th
The E G G of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Past beans

Population1.242 billion

Capitalnew beans
LeaderMr bean
FaithEgg beans


The E G G of Past beans is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mr bean with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.242 billion Past beansians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new beans. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.4%.

The very strong beanie economy, worth 105 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,947 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,782 per year while the poor average 20,051, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Mr bean has just been declared ruler of Past beans in an international press conference, Egg beans has been named as Past beans's national religion, nine out of ten citizens of Past beans answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Past beans's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Egg beans.

Past beans is ranked 159,235th in the world and 7,469th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 381.51 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 6,666thMost Primitive: 7,666thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,797thTop
Most Cultured: 17,442ndMost Authoritarian: 24,338th
Most Devout: 195th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 271st in the regionMost Primitive: 279th in the regionLargest Black Market: 553rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 872nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 873rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,091st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,146th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,177th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,178th in the region

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