The Kingdom of Osarius is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 43.384 billion Osarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burningham. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Osarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,564 trillion Osarian Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,153 Osarian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs. Crime is well under control. Osarius's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is something people don't worry about.

Osarius is ranked 316,562^nd in the world and 42^nd in Anaia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.3 on the Bus Surprisal Index.