The Unified Kingdoms of Warkus is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Queen Eirian Protheroe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.849 billion Warkusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyareth Newydd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Warkusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,679 trillion Warks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 193,511 Warks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warkus's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is idk.

Warkus is ranked 327,985^th in the world and 52^nd in Anaia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -15.31 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.