The Omnincorporated States of Opulent Order is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Plutos Aristos with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.624 billion Opulent Orderlies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambitus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The all-consuming Opulent Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 3,750 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,581 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 704,537 per year while the poor average 9,164, a ratio of 76.9 to 1.

Cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, and bar brawls are an hourly occurrence. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Opulent Order's national animal is the raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Opulent Order is ranked 17,494^th in the world and 8^th in Equilism for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,977.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.