The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Equilism
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
1. | The Federal Republic of Alexanderian Macedonia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The First Duty of Society Remains Justice.” | |
2. | The Disputed Territories of OptionOners | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We Always Choose the First!” | |
3. | The Equilism protectorate of Whamabama | Left-Leaning College State | “The beatings will continue till morale improves!” | |
4. | The Holy Empire of Eayatia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Subscribe To Eayati” | |
5. | The Rogue Pirate Nation of Porky Pig | Corporate Police State | “That's All Folks!” | |
6. | The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry | Left-wing Utopia | “You must have a democracy in order to have a revolution” | |
7. | The Grand Duchy of Wiggleworm | New York Times Democracy | “Good for catching fish.” | |
8. | The Republic of SSN35 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
9. | The Borderlands of The Negative Zone | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “all will die” | |
10. | The Community of Digdin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Nice by nature, freaky by choice.” |