The Incorporated States of Ooferian Farmer Army 30 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 2.916 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 30ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ooferian Farmer Army 30ian economy, worth 157 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,038 banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 30's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ooferian Farmer Army 30 is ranked 196,644^th in the world and 6,308^th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.