The Zizou Talked Me Into This of Oof Alert is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.116 billion Oof Alertians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oof-landia. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Oof Alertian economy, worth 349 trillion øøfs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,101 øøfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oof Alert's national animal is the øøf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oof Alert is ranked 149,016^th in the world and 1^st in Yeet Reich for Safest, scoring 62.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.