The Kingdom of Onui is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 29 million Onuians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The weak Onuian economy, worth 829 billion Kroners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 28,612 Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and there's no such thing as a safe bet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onui's national animal is the Menofish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Onui is ranked 83,741^st in the world and 546^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 89.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.