The Æuθonumaθ'dom of OneState is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bal Yajikai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.917 billion Ones are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SAAI-Assisted Zdrgoperzonales Calculator. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant One economy, worth 51.6 trillion Moneik'rs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 6,523 Moneik'rs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children of Kat'herina has been named as OneState's national religion, Bal Yajikai has just been declared ruler of OneState in an international press conference, the government considers the rising number of McRonald's fast food restaurants to be great progress, and what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OneState's national animal is the protozoa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of Kat'herina.

OneState is ranked 52,844^th in the world and 42^nd in One for Safest, scoring 102.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.