The Democratic Republic of North Baba is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Brian Triana with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 13.24 billion North Babans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carpio. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient North Baban economy, worth a remarkable 3,088 trillion people’s farthings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 233,252 people’s farthings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voters are one of the nation's top imports, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Baba's national animal is the feather-bellied dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Baba is ranked 7,726^th in the world and 199^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 233,252.94 Standard Monetary Units.