The Nomadic People of No Vadi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by an AI with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.656 billion No Vadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient part of No Vadi economy, worth 783 trillion liters of Water a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,203 liters of Water, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No Vadi's national animal is the jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

No Vadi is ranked 160,392^nd in the world and 583^rd in Horizon for Safest, scoring 57.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.