Home of Big Tex and the Happy Easter Armadillos!
NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 52ndLargest Populations: 55th
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Population39.789 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyEaster Fajita Taco
AnimalEaster Armadillo

The Big Tex Easter Armadillos of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 39.789 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,645 trillion Easter Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 393,199 Easter Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

NewTexans seem to be catching more chills, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and the fate of the world literally rests on Big Tex's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Easter Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 5,377th in the world and 17th in Texas for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 551,469 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 52ndLargest Populations: 55thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 82ndFattest Citizens: 85thLargest Gambling Industry: 125thMost Avoided: 148thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 148thHighest Economic Output: 158thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 172ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 273rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 316thLargest Information Technology Sector: 345thHighest Crime Rates: 361stMost Armed: 377thRudest Citizens: 380thMost Scientifically Advanced: 394thLargest Mining Sector: 455thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 463rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 537thMost Valuable International Artwork: 556thHighest Poor Incomes: 591stLargest Publishing Industry: 656thHighest Average Incomes: 829thMost Cultured: 971stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,027thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,158thLargest Retail Industry: 1,186thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,211thMost Efficient Economies: 1,405thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,639thSmartest Citizens: 1,851stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,259thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,732ndLargest Black Market: 3,388thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,377thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,628thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,374thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,803rdTop
Most Politically Free: 16,304thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,666thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,104th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Kittens Sanctuary Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas changed its national motto to "Home of Big Tex and the Happy Easter Armadillos!" and its nation type to "Big Tex Easter Armadillos".
  • : NewTexas altered its national flag.


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