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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 56thLargest Populations: 56th
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Population38.36 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 38.36 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,276 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 398,247 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, NewTexan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Big Tex, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 106,249th in the world and 118th in Texas for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,376.46 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 56thLargest Populations: 56thFattest Citizens: 75thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 77thLargest Gambling Industry: 125thMost Avoided: 136thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 150thHighest Economic Output: 151stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 165thHighest Disposable Incomes: 249thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 267thLargest Information Technology Sector: 303rdRudest Citizens: 311thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315thHighest Crime Rates: 355thMost Armed: 361stMost Scientifically Advanced: 364thLargest Mining Sector: 435thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 447thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 552ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 559thLargest Publishing Industry: 653rdHighest Poor Incomes: 716thHighest Average Incomes: 745thMost Cultured: 962ndLargest Insurance Industry: 986thLargest Retail Industry: 1,026thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,097thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,136thMost Efficient Economies: 1,306thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,598thSmartest Citizens: 1,779thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,835thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,562ndLargest Black Market: 2,677thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,367thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,174thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,227thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,449thNudest: 9,279thTop
Most Politically Free: 13,353rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,501stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,024thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,730th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Promotion of Recycling"".
  • : NewTexas was endorsed by The Theocracy of Holy Immolation.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.


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