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Largest Black Market: 52ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 126thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127th
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Gig em Aggies

Population24.047 billion

CapitalReveille City
LeaderChief Justice D R Pepper


The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.047 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth an astonishing 11,910 trillion Reveilles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 495,310 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Gig Em Aggiesian Colonial Thesaurus, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 45,947th in the world and 60th in Texas for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,917.07 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Black Market: 52ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 126thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 174thMost Subsidized Industry: 257thHighest Economic Output: 273rdHighest Average Incomes: 312thMost Advanced Public Transport: 401stMost Corrupt Governments: 441stLowest Crime Rates: 727thMost Stationary: 779thLargest Governments: 812thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 845thMost Beautiful Environments: 898thMost Efficient Economies: 918thHighest Poor Incomes: 961stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,104thBest Weather: 1,132ndMost Influential: 1,309thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,379thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,420thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,421stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,573rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,593rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,779thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,943rdTop
Most Devout: 2,128thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,341stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,525thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,538thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,633rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,786thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,590thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,594thLargest Populations: 4,026thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,653rdSmartest Citizens: 5,597thRudest Citizens: 8,477thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,251stTop
Most Conservative: 12,117thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,395thMost Developed: 14,703rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,656thLargest Retail Industry: 18,007th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the region

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