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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th Largest Retail Industry: 9th Most Corrupt Governments: 11th
The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Texas Representative Council
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Ewing Oil Co

Population24.186 billion

CapitalDallas
LeaderJohn Ross Ewing Jr
Faiththe Holy Capitalism

CurrencyPetrodollar
AnimalBudweiser Ferret

The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.186 billion Oilers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oiler economy, worth an astonishing 19,496 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 806,109 Petrodollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,408,341 per year while the poor average 75,308, a ratio of 58.5 to 1.

Music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 1,561st in the world and 3rd in Texas for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 13,192.27 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 11thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thFattest Citizens: 16thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 27thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32ndMost Avoided: 38thLargest Insurance Industry: 39thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 49thHighest Economic Output: 57thLargest Gambling Industry: 64thRudest Citizens: 75thLargest Mining Sector: 93rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 129thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 178thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 317thMost Armed: 479thMost Stationary: 592ndLargest Publishing Industry: 725thMost Influential: 764thLargest Governments: 943rdMost Secular: 979thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,018thSmartest Citizens: 1,292ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,560thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,869thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,406thLowest Crime Rates: 2,992ndLargest Populations: 3,024thLargest Black Market: 3,533rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,972ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,122ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,386thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,889thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,461st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Budweiser Ferrets.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
  • : Ewing Oil Co endorsed The Eternal Vulcan Jedi Empire of Fort Verden.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.

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