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Ewing Oil Co

Population24.557 billion

LeaderJohn Ross Ewing Jr
Faiththe Holy Capitalism

AnimalBudweiser Ferret

The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.557 billion Oilers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oiler economy, worth an astonishing 19,932 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 811,687 Petrodollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,815,121 per year while the poor average 102,750, a ratio of 37.1 to 1.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, the Oiler Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", and nose plugs are the latest Oiler fashion accessory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 175,183rd in the world and 182nd in Texas for Most Inclusive, scoring 2.84 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15thFattest Citizens: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 27thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30thRudest Citizens: 35thMost Avoided: 36thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39thLargest Insurance Industry: 40thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48thHighest Economic Output: 57thLargest Gambling Industry: 62ndLargest Mining Sector: 94thLargest Agricultural Sector: 133rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 184thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 344thMost Armed: 516thMost Stationary: 582ndLargest Publishing Industry: 735thMost Scientifically Advanced: 778thMost Influential: 804thLargest Governments: 916thMost Secular: 1,013thSmartest Citizens: 1,292ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,555thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,879thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,114thLowest Crime Rates: 2,824thLargest Populations: 3,028thLargest Black Market: 3,625thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,631stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,680thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,412thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,012th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, nose plugs are the latest Oiler fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the Oiler Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks.
  • : Ewing Oil Co was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : The Uncle Big Tex of NewTexas dismissed Ewing Oil Co as Texas Representative Council of Texas.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Ewing Oil Co voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protecting Personal Data"".
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.


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