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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 9th
The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Corporate Police State
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Ewing Oil Co

Population27.673 billion

CapitalDallas
LeaderJohn Ross Ewing Jr
Faiththe Holy Capitalism

CurrencyPetrodollar
AnimalBudweiser Ferret

The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.673 billion Oilers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oiler economy, worth an astonishing 24,268 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 876,965 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,790,393 per year while the poor average 29,668, a ratio of 228 to 1.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Ewing Oil Co, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 4,606th in the world and 9th in Texas for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 39,822.9 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12thMost Efficient Economies: 13thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15thFattest Citizens: 15thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17thHighest Average Incomes: 21stMost Avoided: 25thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thLargest Agricultural Sector: 34thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38thLargest Insurance Industry: 39thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41stHighest Economic Output: 41stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60thLargest Gambling Industry: 63rdLargest Mining Sector: 78thRudest Citizens: 79thMost Secular: 80thMost Armed: 218thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 263rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 480thLargest Governments: 509thMost Scientifically Advanced: 510thMost Stationary: 522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 711thSmartest Citizens: 856thMost Influential: 865thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 956thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,067thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,197thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,824thLowest Crime Rates: 2,045thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,801stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,606thLargest Black Market: 5,897thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,356thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,549thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,134thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 20,393rd
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ewing Oil Co was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Ewing Oil Co.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, John Ross Ewing Jr goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers.
  • : Ewing Oil Co was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.

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