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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 6thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th
The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Capitalist Paradise
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Ewing Oil Co

Population28.387 billion

CapitalDallas
LeaderJohn Ross Ewing Jr
Faiththe Holy Capitalism

CurrencyPetrodollar
AnimalBudweiser Ferret

The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, anti-smoking policies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.387 billion Oilers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oiler economy, worth an astonishing 25,234 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 888,945 Petrodollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,057,012 per year while the poor average 76,068, a ratio of 66.5 to 1.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, Ewing Oil Co is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 166,618th in the world and 146th in Texas for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 37.81 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 6thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thLargest Retail Industry: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12thMost Efficient Economies: 13thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15thFattest Citizens: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 19thMost Avoided: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29thLargest Agricultural Sector: 32ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 36thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40thLargest Insurance Industry: 40thRudest Citizens: 40thHighest Economic Output: 40thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41stLargest Gambling Industry: 58thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59thLargest Mining Sector: 70thMost Secular: 99thMost Armed: 209thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 267thLargest Governments: 445thMost Stationary: 506thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 535thLargest Publishing Industry: 685thSmartest Citizens: 783rdMost Influential: 871stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,025thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,755thLowest Crime Rates: 1,860thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,878thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,778thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,337thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,216thLargest Black Market: 6,308thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,935thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,985thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,148th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, Ewing Oil Co is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Ewing Oil Co' is a smash hit.
  • : Ewing Oil Co was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Ewing Oil Co voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Treatment of Prisoners".

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