The Democratic Republic of New Phyrreus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Cactus with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 27.768 billion Phyrreans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newcastle. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phyrrean economy, worth a remarkable 4,250 trillion Sovereigns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,068 Sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over New Phyrreus, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Phyrreus's national animal is the Dingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Phyrreus is ranked 90,455^th in the world and 2,481^st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.12 law-abiding acts per hour.