The Grand Archissate of Nepri is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Procne Mistralis I with an even hand, and notable for its fear of technology, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 7.388 billion Nepions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mipassau. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nepion economy, worth a remarkable 1,109 trillion Cinderings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 150,147 Cinderings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nepri's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adoptionijz.

Nepri is ranked 1,867^th in the world and 2^nd in The Great Monarchical Nations for Most Cultured, scoring 274 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.