The Armed Republic of Nu-Normandy is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.286 billion Nu-Normandyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nu-Normandyian economy, worth 228 trillion Nukes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,906 Nukes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, Nu-Normandyians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, a soldier's body is a temple, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nu-Normandy's national animal is the Nuke, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nu-Normandy is ranked 2,183^rd in the world and 4^th in The Great Monarchical Nations for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 16,160.64 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.