The Corporate Empire of Mon Goog is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.089 billion Customers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mon Googian economy, worth a remarkable 3,466 trillion Goldbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 312,632 Goldbacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,895,636 per year while the poor average 3,229, a ratio of 896 to 1.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, several inches are being added to first class seating, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mon Goog's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mass Consumerism.

Mon Goog is ranked 331,645^th in the world and 74^th in Capitalist Paradise for Safest, scoring 2.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.