The Democratic Republic of Migrenia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Derek Michaels with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.225 billion Migrenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastion des Migrés. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Migrenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,355 trillion Migrenian francs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 209,881 Migrenian francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Migrenia's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Migrenia is ranked 14,655^th in the world and 890^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 116.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.