The Democratic Republic of Migrenia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Derek Michaels with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.107 billion Migrenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastion des Migrés. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Migrenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,317 trillion Migrenian francs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 208,667 Migrenian francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling, tourists call Migrenian beach towns "the fine coastline", and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Migrenia's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Migrenia is ranked 6,891^st in the world and 370^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.9 law-abiding acts per hour.