No itch we can't scratch! King BhumiBhalzhack
Rudest Citizens: 140thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 258thMost Influential: 456th
The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of
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Population6.86 billion

LeaderKing BhumiBhalzhack

CurrencyGold Bars

The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of MiaryBhalzhack is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King BhumiBhalzhack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.86 billion Miarybhalzhackistani are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scratschcatchewan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Miarybhalzhackiano economy, worth a remarkable 2,105 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 306,913 Gold Bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,060,198 per year while the poor average 64,979, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

Vacationing Miarybhalzhackistani expect to be treated as royalty, tens of thousands of Miarybhalzhackistani rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MiaryBhalzhack's national animal is the Alien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bhalzhackianism.

MiaryBhalzhack is ranked 5,355th in the world and 308th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,450.28 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 140thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 258thMost Influential: 456thLargest Retail Industry: 626thMost Valuable International Artwork: 948thMost Avoided: 1,126thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,284thMost Efficient Economies: 1,330thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,543rdFattest Citizens: 1,583rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,649thHighest Crime Rates: 1,681stHighest Average Incomes: 1,827thMost Armed: 1,892ndLargest Black Market: 1,909thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,941stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,015thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,448thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,687thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,902ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,040thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,151stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,679thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,821stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,970thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,317thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,422ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,355thSmartest Citizens: 5,791stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,212thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,658thHighest Economic Output: 6,883rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,349thLargest Governments: 7,876thMost Secular: 8,573rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,813thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,346thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,019thMost Inclusive: 16,083rdMost Politically Free: 16,173rdMost Cultured: 17,320thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,040th
Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49th in the regionFattest Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionMost Armed: 67th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 73rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 74th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 85th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 89th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 101st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 112th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 122nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 128th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 141st in the regionMost Influential: 142nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 167th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 180th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 187th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 192nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 195th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 198th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 201st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 278th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 305th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 308th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 321st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 323rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 331st in the regionLargest Governments: 395th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 418th in the regionMost Secular: 461st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 631st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 652nd in the regionNudest: 743rd in the regionLargest Populations: 745th in the regionMost Cultured: 833rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 853rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 896th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 931st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 974th in the region

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