No itch we can't scratch! King BhumiBhalzhack
Rudest Citizens: 138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 151stLargest Retail Industry: 711th
The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of
Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.295 billion

LeaderKing BhumiBhalzhack

CurrencyGold Bars

The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of MiaryBhalzhack is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King BhumiBhalzhack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.295 billion Miarybhalzhackistani are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scratschcatchewan. The average income tax rate is 55.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Miarybhalzhackiano economy, worth a remarkable 1,803 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 286,506 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many believe that the only good Alien is a dead Alien, the nation's conservatives are known to favour male escorts, water fights now end with thousands dead, and the country is littered with broken homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MiaryBhalzhack's national animal is the Alien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bhalzhackianism.

MiaryBhalzhack is ranked 1,321st in the world and 43rd in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1,147.24 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Rudest Citizens: 138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 151stLargest Retail Industry: 711thMost Influential: 939thMost Avoided: 1,321stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,338thMost Efficient Economies: 1,501stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,770thHighest Crime Rates: 1,802ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,970thLargest Black Market: 2,220thHighest Average Incomes: 2,228thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,283rdFattest Citizens: 2,688thMost Armed: 2,786thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,959thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,012thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,379thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,641stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,676thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,887thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,158thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,197thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,212thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,720thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,029thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,052ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,280thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,952ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,002ndSmartest Citizens: 6,261stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,406thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,829thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,864thHighest Economic Output: 7,966thMost Secular: 8,102ndLargest Governments: 8,223rdTop
Most Politically Free: 11,000thMost Inclusive: 11,972ndLargest Mining Sector: 12,265thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,887thMost Pro-Market: 13,086thMost Developed: 16,663rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,746th
Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 43rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 78th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 78th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionFattest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 103rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 128th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 141st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 149th in the regionMost Politically Free: 150th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 168th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 173rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 181st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 191st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 194th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 198th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 202nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 207th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 227th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 280th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 310th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 315th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 324th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 333rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 336th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 348th in the regionMost Influential: 355th in the regionMost Secular: 415th in the regionLargest Governments: 419th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 450th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 631st in the regionMost Inclusive: 680th in the regionNudest: 712th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 770th in the regionLargest Populations: 819th in the regionMost Developed: 870th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 873rd in the regionMost Cultured: 908th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 910th in the region

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