The Ukraine Supporter of Eiffelland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Albrecht IV with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 43.81 billion Eiffellandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fehrbellin. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eiffellandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,813 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,009 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eiffelland's national animal is the rottweiler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eiffelland is ranked 1,903^rd in the world and 34^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 71.15 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.