The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.128 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 974 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 136,777 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, refugees from other nations are flocking to Maowi's border, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 268,693^rd in the world and 955^th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.52 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.