Lethargy, Languor, Laziness! Josef Slothlin
Maowi was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 367
Largest Welfare Programs: 367thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 390thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 757th
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population7.128 billion

CapitalBradypus City
LeaderJosef Slothlin


The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.128 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 974 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 136,777 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, refugees from other nations are flocking to Maowi's border, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 268,693rd in the world and 955th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.52 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Welfare Programs: 367thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 390thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 757thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,064thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,226thNicest Citizens: 1,240thMost Pacifist: 1,247thMost Influential: 1,271stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,323rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,606thMost Inclusive: 1,642ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,733rdBest Weather: 2,011thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,279thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,335thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,356thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,376thHighest Food Quality: 2,406thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,456thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,701stTop
Safest: 3,190thMost Cultured: 3,356thLargest Governments: 4,287thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,218thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,522ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,955thRudest Citizens: 7,668thMost Developed: 8,128thNudest: 9,764thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,767thSmartest Citizens: 12,120thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,936thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,027thHealthiest Citizens: 14,264thMost Efficient Economies: 15,330thLowest Crime Rates: 16,895thMost Secular: 17,850thHighest Average Incomes: 19,515thHighest Economic Output: 22,654thMost Politically Free: 24,894th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 33rd in the regionNudest: 37th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionMost Extreme: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 84th in the regionMost Developed: 95th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 98th in the region

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