The Avantgardist Republic of Magnitogorsk-Orenburg is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Nikolay Kirov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.209 billion Magnitogorsk-Orenburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magnitogorsk. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Magnitogorsk-Orenburgian economy, worth 389 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,340 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, the nation leads The Communist Bloc in per capita stalking, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and Nikolay Kirov is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magnitogorsk-Orenburg's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Magnitogorsk-Orenburg is ranked 7,657^th in the world and 350^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,152.09 on the Clooney Contribution Index.