The Something of Lost con is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Luku with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 917 million Lost conts are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Found con city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.3%.

The very strong Lost conten economy, worth 67.2 trillion Geos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,317 Geos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,912 per year while the poor average 17,691, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

The nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, if a tree falls in the forest Luku is personally notified, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown. Lost con's national animal is the Primal Aspid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lost con is ranked 270,040^th in the world and 2,162^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 609.47 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.