Population | 9.022 billion |
Capital | St Lodhinburg |
Leader | VID Frederick Malkin |
Currency | Loddhist Pound |
Animal | Bear |
The Unitarian State of Lodhs beard is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by VID Frederick Malkin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.022 billion Loddhists are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Lodhinburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Lodhs beardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,316 trillion Loddhist Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 367,580 Loddhist Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Lodhs beardian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany VID Frederick Malkin to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lodhs beard's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Lodhs beard is ranked 287,192nd in the world and 2nd in The Scholastic Students for Safest, scoring 4.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany VID Frederick Malkin to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
- : Lodhs beard removed Executive authority from the WA Delegate in The Scholastic Students.
- : Lodhs beard agreed to construct embassies between The Scholastic Students and The Embassy.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Lodhs beardian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Lodhs beard was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.