The Empire of Lionteeth is a large, cultured nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 160 million Lionteethians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 27.6%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lionteethian economy, worth 7.43 trillion lion shingles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,457 lion shingles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, what goes down must come up, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and the only way for immigrants to get into office is as a janitor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lionteeth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lionteeth is ranked 78,138^th in the world and 103^rd in Aesica for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,662.45 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.