The American Actor of Liam Aiken is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Liam Pádraic Aiken with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.159 billion Americans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse American economy, worth 277 trillion United States dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,702 United States dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, and cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liam Aiken's national animal is the hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Liam Aiken is ranked 7,580^th in the world and 30^th in The Bongos United for Safest, scoring 122.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.