The Commonwealth of Lanorth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Johannes van der Capellen with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.746 billion Lanorthans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eemshaven. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lanorthan economy, worth a remarkable 3,747 trillion Kruijns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 319,071 Kruijns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the military has gone fission for more funding, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanorth's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lanorth is ranked 5,314^th in the world and 250^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.08 law-abiding acts per hour.