The Kingdom of Killahills is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.949 billion Killahillies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, moralistic, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The strong Killahilly economy, worth 885 trillion rupis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 68,367 rupis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,958 per year while the poor average 17,573, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Killahills in an international press conference, Killahills has designated Killahills City as its capital city, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and a major religion has been named as Killahills's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Killahills's national animal is the tiger.

Killahills is ranked 76,821^st in the world and 77^th in The Eighth Closet for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 37.94 on the Bus Surprisal Index.