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Most Subsidized Industry: 32ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 129th
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Squire
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Very Good
Economy
Frightening
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Some

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Kannap

Population19.446 billion

CapitalMalenium
LeaderConnor the Android
Faiththe Church of Kannap

CurrencyRoyal Kannapian Krona
AnimalNighthawk

The Android Sent by Cyberlife of Kannap is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Connor the Android with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.446 billion Kannapians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malenium. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth a remarkable 3,082 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 158,523 Royal Kannapian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

"Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and where there's smoke there's the Kannapian Forestry Department. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 243,192nd in the world and 422nd in Forest for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -27.06 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 32ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 129thMost Valuable International Artwork: 136thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 463rdLargest Black Market: 665thBest Weather: 1,231stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,397thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,941stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,054thHighest Crime Rates: 3,199thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,640thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,478thHighest Economic Output: 4,598thNudest: 5,675thMost Influential: 5,776thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,732ndMost Secular: 7,100thLargest Governments: 7,103rdLargest Populations: 8,103rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,280thMost Developed: 11,498thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,480thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,854thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,069thRudest Citizens: 24,511th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Average: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kannap was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, where there's smoke there's the Kannapian Forestry Department.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer.
  • : Kannap was endorsed by The Planetary Alliance of Jutsa.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, Connor the Android signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.

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