The Holy Serene State of Kalebeyaz is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.987 billion Kalebeyazinos are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Kalebeyazien economy, worth 574 trillion kronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 63,890 kronas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,670 per year while the poor average 15,575, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Crime is moderate. Kalebeyaz's national animal is the holy eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Kalebeyaz is ranked 251,379^th in the world and 4^th in the Order of the Silver Compass for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.