The Great Warlords of Jundland is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Mekados with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, rum-swilling pirates, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.392 billion Jundlandis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jundland Canyon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jundlandian economy, worth 664 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 123,191 Dinars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,064,793 per year while the poor average 2,328, a ratio of 457 to 1.

Parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', and voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Jundland. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Jundland's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Jund-aa Shamanii.

Jundland is ranked 314,348^th in the world and 23^rd in Badlands Frontier for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.