The Federal Republic of Jugoslavya is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 244 million Jugoslavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Jugoslavyan economy, worth 8.44 trillion Peoples' Dinars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,595 Peoples' Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jugoslavya's national animal is the Eurasian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jugoslavya is ranked 277,968^th in the world and 159^th in Corsair for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 37.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.