Population | 1.242 billion |
Capital | joblos aureus |
Leader | Supreme-Commander Astar |
Faith | The Order Of The Lusty |
Currency | Honor Aureus |
Animal | Peruvian Black Spider Monkey |
The Empire of Joplos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme-Commander Astar with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.242 billion Joplosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of joblos aureus. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Joplosian economy, worth 39.5 trillion Honor Aureuses a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,827 Honor Aureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, Supreme-Commander Astar claims to be the epitome of family values, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Joplos's national animal is the Peruvian Black Spider Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order Of The Lusty.
Joplos is ranked 135,259th in the world and 1,227th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 67.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Joplos, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in Joplos, Supreme-Commander Astar claims to be the epitome of family values.
- : Following new legislation in Joplos, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Joplos, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas.
- : Following new legislation in Joplos, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
- : Joplos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in Joplos, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged.
- : Following new legislation in Joplos, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
- : Following new legislation in Joplos, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf".
- : Following new legislation in Joplos, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".