The Kingdom of Islendia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jóhanna I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.576 billion Islendic are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hvallfjörður. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Islendic economy, worth 89.8 trillion Islendian Krónas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,983 Islendian Krónas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islendia's national animal is the Greenland shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Þjóðkirkjan.

Islendia is ranked 25,033^rd in the world and 75^th in Aesica for Nicest Citizens, with 21.25 average smiles per day.